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Hillary Clinton wants you--yes, you--to sit down and shut the fuck up. Because she's in charge. And she would like nothing better than to walk back up The White House steps using the crushed testicles of every red-blooded man in this country as her red carpet.
It's up to us, boys. We have to stop this woman from running, and ruining, the country.
It isn't that she's a woman. I'd vote for Angelina Jolie for president. Hell, my girlfriend would vote for Angelina Jolie. So would my mom. But it's unclear that Hillary is a woman in the technical sense. I guess if being a cold-hearted, calculating, conniving, sexless shrew makes you female, then she qualifies.
But come on. Even Eliot Spitzer would be a more trustworthy President. We can do better than Hillary Clit-on, and we must.
Take a good long look: This picture shows her with her balls strapped up into her pantsuit. Would you really hug this thing?
As if you need them, here are some of the top "Reasons to Hate Hillary." And I'm not even counting her politics:
1) Her penis is bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's.
2) Her ass is fatter than Oprah's.
3) Her laugh is more annoying that Richard Simmons'.
4) Jewish girls aren't known for blow jobs. But hubby Bill went to a plump Jewish gal to get his. How bad could it have been from his wife?
5) She puts the Oh! in Country.
6) If she's elected, we will actually have a "Hill-billy" in the White House.
All kidding aside, can you imagine what this country is going to be like when this she-male menstruates once a month?
Now look at this. Even in high-priced bondage gear, she looks like a gay biker.
Get involved. Stop the madness. Or you are seriously going to regret it.