Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.

And don't tell me none of you get that reference. C'mon, someday Styx will be cool again.

At least, that's what I've heard.

Thanks, Mein ubermensches.

Here's something you never see: an Asian chick with a fat ass. Never happens. Ever.

Another thing that you never see? A report in the New York Times about culture that doesn't mention some sociologist named Feigelstein or Weisbaum. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but where are all the sociologists named Murphy, Donahue, Caligari, and Mozzarelli? The Times never finds them . . .